Cat Horoscopes and Astrology
Welcome to Winky’s Cat Horoscopes!
Is “Fluffy” having a “bad fur day”? Is today the day that Patches finally coughs up that quarrelsome furball? Will Boots’ owner clean the litter box at long last? There’s only one sure way to find out!
Pet Net’s Cat Astrologer, Winky, consults the stars (along with a healthy snort of catnip) to keep your cat informed and prepared for the many surprises that are always waiting around the corner with her incredibly accurate cat horoscopes! Winky is on her 8th life, and draws on her vast understanding of the universe and it’s many secrets to make her uncanny predictions and cat horoscopes.
If you have any comments or suggestions for Winky, please feel free to send Winky an Email! She loves to hear from her many visitors! Be sure to check back often, because this page is updated monthly!
Aquarius Cat Horoscopes
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Relationships that you are nurturing will take a turn for the better. Sleeping on your owners head is is important because that’s where humans lose a lot of body heat. You wouldn’t want your owner to catch cold would you?
Aries Cat Horoscopes
Aries Mar. 21 – April 19 Stubborn? You? Surely they jest. Just because you went on a hunger strike for 4 days when they introduced the “diet” kitty food is no reason to suggest that you are “stubborn”.
Cancer Cat Horoscopes
Cancer June 22 – July 22 This month is Doggy Improvement month. What was that D.O.G thinking? Trying to eat out of your dish. You were well within your rights as a cat to introduce some manners into that beast. Claws are wonderful tools when trying to enhance the social graces of a dog.
Capricorn Cat Horoscopes
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Don’t count on having things run smoothly at home. Ease your tension by lowering your expectations, scratch the sofa if you must but do it in the back where no one will see you.
Friends of Winky’s Cat Horoscopes
Is your cat an avid reader of Winky’s Cat Horoscopes? Does she consult Winky’s pages before making major decisions, such as when to take a nap, the best chair or couch on which to sharpen her nails, or how much cat litter to shoot across the floor on her next bathroom trip? We invite you [...]
Gemini Cat Horoscopes
Gemini May 21 – June 21 Have you ever tried to eat a mouse? A cat would have to be very hungry to try one of those things. A mouse is a toy – just alive. And really your owner should be pleased that you share your toys at 3:00 in the morning…in their beds. [...]
Leo Cat Horoscopes
Leo July 23 – Aug. 22 Like all good Lions before you, this month is “getting into Spring” shape month. If your figure is a little round for your liking, if your tummy rubs on he ground when you walk it may be time for a little …exercise. Stretching does not count Leo.
Libra Cat Horoscopes
Libra Sept. 23 – Oct. 23 Do you have a feeling like the cat that cried wolf and no one will take you seriously when you really are hungry? The cat that meows all the time does himself no favours. Try being a little more subtle.
Pet Cat Horoscopes Books
Your Pet’s Horoscope Loving your pet has never been so much fun. Whether Fido’s a Leo or a Libra, find out what makes him wag his tail, run around in circles, or sit in the middle of the room without a clue. Learning about your pet through his horoscope can help you see him as [...]
Pisces Cat Horoscopes
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20 Take a second look at what you are doing. Are you the center of your owners universe? If not it may be time to adopt another house. Lonely older neighbors are great for visiting and they tend to have real cream Go make friends.
Sagittarius Cat Horoscopes
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Organization is an absolute m must in your life. Lets get you schedule in order; 6:00 wake up owner for breakfast, 7:00 bath, 7:30 nap…for the rest of the day you need your beauty rest.
Scorpio Cat Horoscopes
Scorpio Oct. 24 – Nov. 21 Cancer is the sexiest sign in the zodiac. If you are feeling a little randy it isn’t your fault, it is just who you are!!! Besides you are beautiful and the kittens will be lovely, if you haven’t had that operation.
Taurus Cat Horoscopes
Taurus April 20 – May 20 Now Spring is supposed to be in the air but if you are a kitty living in the Northern Hemisphere there is still stupid white stuff on the ground. If your owners really loved you they would be out there with shovels and hair dryers getting rid of that [...]
Virgo Cat Horoscopes
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Virgo this month you simply must do something about your hairball problem. If your owners haven’t noticed – you must take action by leaving one in appropriate places like a favourite shoe, or slipper.
Winky’s Predictions for 2012
What is in store for cats of the world in the year 2012? Winky the cat draws on her vast experience and celestial connections to provide your cat with the following predictions for the coming year! The world will see a vermin explosion like never before. With more and more extra delicious premium cat food [...]